We play on a lot of stages and you feel the bass, it vibrates up inside you and it drives you kinda crazy sometimes and it actually can and will get you preggers. So tonight during the concert if you feel that bass, if you feel that bass up inside you and you feel like it’s just gonna get you preggers, I want you to scream, I want you to scream, just scream at us! And let us know that you’re feeling it, just like we are up here.

Yim Yames, on stage in Louisville

December 2006
(thanks to Sunnyday)

Did you know that doctors have scientifically proven that bass can get you pregnant? Bass tones, not necessarily a bass guitar but bass tones. If you sit on something that emits too much bass, the bass travels up inside you and can actually get you pregnant, not just if you’re a woman either, it happens to men too.

Yim Yames, on stage in Louisville

December 2006
(thanks to Sunnyday)

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